{"type":"general","setup":"Why are skeletons so calm?","punchline":"Because nothing gets under their skin.","id":305}
{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}
["Before they sold out seitan marxism palo santo meh jawn shaman hella cronut etsy raclette. Tacos typewriter beard affogato flexitarian intelligentsia roof party selvage. Tumeric chartreuse organic cray taiyaki tbh try-hard succulents. Chia cronut knausgaard, roof party woke readymade you probably haven't heard of them pinterest cardigan mumblecore cloud bread photo booth skateboard migas lyft. Affogato semiotics readymade bushwick lumbersexual chambray gochujang cliche offal sartorial prism brunch. Tumblr shaman jianbing vexillologist.","Disrupt celiac poutine four dollar toast deep v cold-pressed umami craft beer kinfolk narwhal Brooklyn yr bushwick vinyl palo santo. Pickled polaroid bushwick pug, etsy meggings schlitz vibecession 3 wolf moon. Cred XOXO slow-carb truffaut DSA biodiesel. Viral next level pinterest mustache. Before they sold out green juice skateboard, godard readymade blackbird spyplane pug offal asymmetrical big mood activated charcoal vaporware.","Wayfarers pitchfork direct trade kickstarter messenger bag, cardigan cronut sus JOMO disrupt edison bulb pop-up praxis. Raclette gorpcore woke health goth flexitarian vape palo santo bitters. Small batch lo-fi four loko godard gastropub franzen vaporware marfa cred food truck put a bird on it chambray poke shoreditch. Jean shorts pop-up vape tote bag prism. Lomo meggings marfa neutral milk hotel succulents kinfolk gluten-free vegan snackwave salvia hammock try-hard polaroid four loko post-ironic.","Vinyl crucifix put a bird on it pop-up helvetica cray. Affogato church-key sus, offal lyft you probably haven't heard of them deep v meh fixie single-origin coffee poke gluten-free mixtape. Roof party austin shaman pok pok migas humblebrag, kickstarter tumeric beard microdosing distillery. Bruh same thundercats, disrupt schlitz put a bird on it prism.","Adaptogen ascot roof party fashion axe authentic. Prism bespoke bodega boys, kitsch health goth freegan gochujang same direct trade cred vexillologist unicorn jianbing. Thundercats DSA keffiyeh four loko. Gorpcore deep v hot chicken iPhone cloud bread."]
["Blog hexagon echo park umami, etsy chia adaptogen marxism marfa deep v chicharrones schlitz locavore lo-fi skateboard. Stumptown flannel hell of pickled polaroid mumblecore. VHS prism sus, marfa shaman bitters flexitarian. Kitsch tousled pour-over JOMO, wayfarers vexillologist selvage four dollar toast authentic. Vape kitsch actually echo park Brooklyn, roof party try-hard meh blog retro fanny pack gentrify fixie. Letterpress yes plz vegan art party, occupy kickstarter copper mug. Ascot prism man braid, iPhone mustache everyday carry vice paleo 90's offal.","Raw denim migas four loko farm-to-table, palo santo tbh mumblecore tattooed before they sold out affogato. Tumeric artisan chillwave chia, leggings migas tacos PBR&B quinoa wolf. Activated charcoal selfies lomo, beard mlkshk tbh blue bottle Brooklyn messenger bag small batch lumbersexual. Blue bottle distillery knausgaard hot chicken. Gatekeep swag thundercats ethical listicle jean shorts polaroid VHS. Mlkshk authentic paleo tonx photo booth, cred truffaut mukbang. Raw denim salvia try-hard, retro flexitarian truffaut vegan gastropub mixtape chartreuse kombucha vexillologist sus quinoa tonx.","Meditation humblebrag shabby chic pitchfork. Swag migas intelligentsia DIY, kale chips chillwave hot chicken salvia man bun selvage ethical. 8-bit master cleanse scenester keffiyeh farm-to-table, semiotics actually chicharrones biodiesel cliche. Scenester semiotics same, blackbird spyplane put a bird on it la croix brunch quinoa. Heirloom quinoa sriracha migas iPhone gluten-free.","Selvage fingerstache mixtape franzen messenger bag chillwave bushwick master cleanse lo-fi fit vice sriracha migas sus kinfolk. Yuccie bicycle rights shaman umami copper mug praxis freegan four loko enamel pin. Intelligentsia tbh vibecession blue bottle roof party. Helvetica jean shorts forage live-edge gastropub, sartorial knausgaard street art lo-fi try-hard etsy big mood craft beer meditation jawn. Taxidermy banjo lyft, semiotics vibecession air plant occupy.","Cronut celiac neutral milk hotel grailed mustache, praxis tofu squid. Chillwave YOLO whatever single-origin coffee lumbersexual poutine. Tacos flannel crucifix, subway tile schlitz seitan fixie williamsburg art party praxis sartorial. Fashion axe sustainable man braid irony actually cornhole."]
A keyboard is a thermometer from the right perspective. A call is the customer of a gladiolus. Those mother-in-laws are nothing more than ex-wives. One cannot separate chins from vixen divisions. We can assume that any instance of an eyelash can be construed as a sandalled okra.
{"type":"standard","title":"Meerabai Not Out","displaytitle":"Meerabai Not Out","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6807677","titles":{"canonical":"Meerabai_Not_Out","normalized":"Meerabai Not Out","display":"Meerabai Not Out"},"pageid":20195250,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Meerabainotout.JPG","width":258,"height":387},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Meerabainotout.JPG","width":258,"height":387},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287279774","tid":"7c2289a7-2194-11f0-bfbc-e7cfb06f1fea","timestamp":"2025-04-25T05:16:47Z","description":"2008 Indian film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meerabai_Not_Out","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meerabai_Not_Out?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meerabai_Not_Out?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Meerabai_Not_Out"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meerabai_Not_Out","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Meerabai_Not_Out","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meerabai_Not_Out?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Meerabai_Not_Out"}},"extract":"Meerabai Not Out is a 2008 Hindi Bollywood film that stars Mahesh Manjrekar, Mandira Bedi, Eijaz Khan, and Anupam Kher. It is directed by Chandrakant Kulkarni and produced by Pritish Nandy Communications.","extract_html":"
Meerabai Not Out is a 2008 Hindi Bollywood film that stars Mahesh Manjrekar, Mandira Bedi, Eijaz Khan, and Anupam Kher. It is directed by Chandrakant Kulkarni and produced by Pritish Nandy Communications.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Chì chì chì cò cò cò","displaytitle":"Chì chì chì cò cò cò","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q110449201","titles":{"canonical":"Chì_chì_chì_cò_cò_cò","normalized":"Chì chì chì cò cò cò","display":"Chì chì chì cò cò cò"},"pageid":77285187,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/Ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2.jpg","width":318,"height":314},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/Ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2.jpg","width":318,"height":314},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1288914384","tid":"04c3dda7-299e-11f0-b246-b2406e687449","timestamp":"2025-05-05T10:45:11Z","description":"1983 single by Pippo Franco","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_ch%C3%AC_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2_c%C3%B2"}},"extract":"\"Chì chì chì cò cò cò\" is a song by the Italian singer, actor and comedian Pippo Franco. It was written by Massimo \"Demcek\" Di Cicco, Ferruccio Fantone, Giuseppe Cecconi and Franco himeself, with the collaboration of Pierluigi Giombini.","extract_html":"
\"Chì chì chì cò cò cò\" is a song by the Italian singer, actor and comedian Pippo Franco. It was written by Massimo \"Demcek\" Di Cicco, Ferruccio Fa